Posted by: Kiara | December 25, 2009

CHRISTMAS.

CHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY.

CHRISTMAS IS SYNONYMOUS WITH HAPPY.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

YAY.

I got Moby Dick and Robinsin Carusoe and The Case Files of Sherlock Holmes and Under the Black Flag and Ghostly Scotland and a 3-in-1 book of Stephen King stories that includes Carrie, Salem’s Lot and The Shining and the Star Trek Reboot Special Edition DVD and Tomb Raider w/ Angelina Joelie and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and a build-it-yourself model of the USS Enterprise and Swagger by Flogging Molly and the soundtrack to Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds End, a bathroom scale and three scarves and two pairs of gloves and a pair of socks, four pairs of earrings and a Yin/Yang bandanna and a feathery birdy pen of cute and the complete season 2 of Heroes and a Star Trek 2010 calendar and two post-it notes pads and a bright green laptop sleeve and a black leather trench coat and a skull and crossbones cookie cutter and a skull and crossbones ice cube tray and a wind-up caterpillar and a marshmallow gun and a pile of tribbles and i think that’s it.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeee. <3

Everybody at the house got a marshmallow gun of their own. We spent the whole day having an epic marshmallow war. I think the most excited one of us was Shadow, she got to eat any stray ‘bullets’. We also all got wind-up critters, which we raced all over the living room floor. My caterpillar was one of the fastest of them. :) Oh! And we got some remote-controlled bumper cars!

I got five stuffed Tribbles total. I named them collectively Hubert. The biggest one is my new bed-buddy, in addition to Flower.

Flower is a chihuahua who belongs to the daughter a friend of my sister. Said friend is living in university student housings that do not allow dogs. So my sister and her husband volunteered to foster the dog until they were out of student housing. Unfortunately now my brother-in-law got Air Force deployed to Delaware for six months. So we get to babysit their foster-dog. X3 She’s a pretty good dog, although she haaaaaaaaates Shadow right now. But it’s been a pretty rough few days for her all around, what with the excitement and all. She’ll calm down eventually and maybe allow Shadow to coexist in the same house with her. Right now she’s asleep on my desk. She makes the cutest paper-weight.

I love Christmas.

I’m exhausted from being so happy. XP

I’m going to bed. Goodnight! Happy Boxing Day!

Posted by: Kiara | December 4, 2009

AAGH.

I think it’s saying something about getting babies vaccinated.

Well, if your baby’s skin is GREEN heck yeah get that thing vaccinated. Never mind those malicious little grins. Thank God they’re not looking directly at the viewer, they’d give someone a heart attack. How did that old song go?

“Can you even call these “children”?
How they make my toes curl!
Purple, Green, Cyan, and Pink,
Now I need to see a shrink!
Please excuse me
‘Cuz I think I’m gonna hurl!”

Eergh.

*Kiara


Posted by: Kiara | November 13, 2009

Oh, balls.

I just deleted a poll notice on DeviantArt that was

“Abortion poll: your thoughts?

Pro-choice
Pro-life”

I voted “Pro-life” and deleted it, since that’s what follows closest to my views. Generally I stay out of that mess because it’s safer for me– but I just thought of what I SHOULD have done. :( too bad i have no idea who posted it, so I can’t actually go do it.

I SHOULD have not voted but commented back with “I am neither. I am pro-condom.”

see ‘cuz i’m clever, since my view on it is that if people don’t want babies they should take measures to NOT have babies. rather than band-aid-fix things after the fact by aborting them. I don’t really think making abortion legal makes sense, which is why I vote pro-life but–AAAAH *run*

… sorry thought i saw a debate grenade. Or, De-nade. The last time I talked about this with any seriousness with someone I nearly got my head chewed off by rabid pro-choicers. o_o I mean, some pro-lifers are crazy too, there’s nutters in every group, but I still have freakin’ nightmares about these people. I’m extremely tired right now which is clearly the only reason I was stupid enough to post something on this subject, if I was in my right mind you know damn well I would keep my witty responses to internet polls to myself out of sheer terror.

Where was I?

Oh, right, I’ll vote pro-life because what I know of the specifics of what justifies abortion as not-murder don’t add up to me, so I don’t really understand making abortion legal. In the end though I think the whole discussion would be easier if people could keep it in their pants. Oh the wishes for a perfect world.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go hide in my Debate-bunker until the coast is clear. I know we have like one reader right now (Hi, Amie!) but i just knoooow those bastards from the Gaia boards all those years ago will FIND ME the SECOND I publish something on the webs with the phrase “i am pro-life” in it and tear me limb from limb… i wonder if I can get into the witness protection program for this.

…Seriously! They were crazy! They hated my guts just because I was a leeetle passionate about birth-control and um common sense! I probably could have worded myself better back then and they could have hated me less but they really were very harsh. I was frightened for my life!

forward all my calls to the De-Bunker, Ceej! See you next spring! ._.

*K

Posted by: Ceej | October 25, 2009

My only first day of clinical ever.

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I had my first clinicals ever this past Thursday and Friday. An experience all around, they were. This is my account of them.

My first day was actually spent doing my ACE with a classmate. The ACE is a little packet that contained various worksheets to complete; a facility review page, a job-shadow page, and an elderly interview page. This was a really good way for a newbie like me to start, since I got to explore the facility a little bit and try to get my bearings without having to worry about caring for a patient. I shadowed a really nice RCM, which is a nurse that oversees the care of residents in the facility — essentially, her job is to make sure everyone else is doing their job. Lots and lots of paperwork. Found that the facility was very, very good — only had one suggestion for improvement to make. And then came time for my interview. I asked my RCM if she could point me toward a willing and able resident, and she took me right into the room of a lovely, sweet, yet slightly heartbreaking old lady who was happy to answer my questions. All in all, it was a good experience, but it didn’t really feel like a “first day of clinicals”, since I didn’t actually help take care of anyone.

Friday was a different story!

On the commute over, I could feel myself getting more nervous as time ticked away. I managed to be there a full 20 minutes early, which is excessive even for me, so I zenned out a little bit in my car with tea and music before going in… but that didn’t help very much! I finally started feeling a little stir-crazy so I headed through the cold morning into the facility with some classmates, and a few minutes later was getting my assignment. Scary stuff!

I found the CNA I was going to work with and explained the situation a little bit, and was incredibly relieved to find that she was really nice and REALLY good at her job. I helped her get up one of her other patients before going in to meet my own, to find her already up and wandering around her room in her wheelchair, still in her nightclothes but awake and happy as a clam. I stutteringly introduced myself and watched as the CNA undressed her and got her shuffled off to the shower room, as it was her shower day. After that, I followed the CNA around some more, helping her with this and that. I was still SUPER nervous and didn’t really know what to do, so I mostly watched and helped her out with whatever she asked for. I helped to dress several residents, helped move a few (one with a gait belt, a couple just shifting up in bed, and one even with a hoyer lift!), brought breakfast to a nice older man, helped change a bed, and then finally was able to settle down and have some time with my patient’s chart.

After I looked that over for a while, I tracked my patient down again and talked to her a little bit. My already nervous state wasn’t helped because my patient didn’t really need a whole lot of care, she was pretty self-sufficient, which made it even harder for me to know what to do! We talked and I took her vitals, and I helped her re-make her bed (because we previously hadn’t done it properly), but I didn’t get to do a full assessment because I was running short on time and she wanted to take a nap. All in all, though, I had a blast and had the chance to get over some of my jitters and see what it really takes to care for people in the LTC setting. I’m really glad I have the chance to work in LTC before jumping into acute care, but I sure am looking forward to it now!

And really, I’m still petrified of the thought of having to take care of people, but I think I’ll be okay after all!

xx~Ceej

Posted by: Kiara | October 24, 2009

Rocky Horror Picture Blog

oh hi everybody.

I just had my mind blown (by who, I’m not sure, there were a lot of partially naked people there…)

Highlights of my night at the Rocky Horror Picture Show shadowcast by Los Bastardos:

1. Accidentally hitting a security guy in the eye with some toilet paper (I AM SO SORRY, GUY)

2. Dr. Frank-N-Furter coming up to me before the show and tugging on my party hat, which I was wearing in addition to my top hat.

3. The time warp.

4.  Being turned into a princess by a Transylvanian walking behind me (she attached a length of toilet paper to my party hat)

5. buying a big button that says FAIL on it.

so now i’m over at a buddy’s house and we’re having a war on twitter over height, boobies, and airplanes.

weeeeeeeeeeee

*Kiara

Posted by: Kiara | October 14, 2009

How time flies.

Yep. Today is my last day here in Corpus. Sadly enough, it might really be one of my last days here. Next year I’ll be starting college, so I won’t be able to come here as easily. Oh, we’ll probably still come down here, just earlier in the year. But, sadly, my days here are probably numbered, at least as a part of our traditional once-a-year vacation.

Not much happened today, we ran out of tourist attractions, so mom and I went to go see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs in 3D. It was…well, a kids movie. That doesn’t make it bad. Just not exceptional. A good movie, with lots of morals good for both kids (Greed = bad) and parents (Always tell your kids you love them and are proud of them. There will never be a time when they don’t need to hear it). The animation was pretty awesome, and the characters were memorable, and strangely well-developed for a kids movie. I loved the Devereaux family the best, Tim Lockwood and Baby Brent were pretty amazing, too (Chicken Brent was weird though).

We went to Winton’s candy store, too. That place has some seriously delicious fudge, and caramel. They also have Gummy Ninjas… which are way too fun to eat. Bought some jewelry at a beach shop dealie… aaand came home to pack.

You might think I’m sad about how little I’ll be able to come here pretty soon, but I’m not. I can’t be at all sure how many more times I get to visit. Is this my last time? Or will I come back loads of times over my life? I have no idea, so I can’t justify feeling sad. As far as I’m concerned, I’ll look forward to many more vacations here in Corpus Christi.

Goodbye for now, but not forever, Corpus.

End of boring trip reports.

*K

Posted by: Kiara | October 14, 2009

OOPS

OOPS

Hey guys. Present-time Kiara here once again. On this day of the vacation I forgot to blog. So uh. No report today, even if the last update was four days ago already. Although, even if I had remembered to blog, there wouldn’t be much. As I remember it, mom took me around to some of the beachy, touristy shops to look at the knickknacks and buy some stuff. I think I didn’t buy a single thing for myself besides a wad of taffy and a pair of earrings. XP

Anyway. Present-Kiara signing off. Past-Kiara will continue her reports tomorrow, I’m sure. She’s pretty good at keeping a schedule (PFFFFFFFFFF)

*K

Posted by: Kiara | October 9, 2009

Travel back in time!!

Actually, I’m not kidding this time. Sorta.

I find it interesting that I’ve gone somewhere touristy every day so far, but dad didn’t go with us one day, and today mom stayed home.

Weirdos.

Anyway, today my daddy and I went hiking around the USS Lexington, another favorite place of mine, although I don’t have any particularly great stories to share. The Lexington is something that I just enjoy experiencing.

The USS Lexington is a huge navy aircraft carrier from the 1940’s that has been converted into a museum of navy history. It’s a bit of a climb, since much of the ship is the same as it was seventy years ago and the stairs are so steep they’re practically ladders, but it’s a lot of fun to go through and see what it was like. The museum is very large and sprawling, but I learned today that only 20% of the ship has been renovated to be open to the public. I also learned that despite the fact that the ship is right on the bay and still in the water, it would be one of the safest places to be if a hurricane ever hit Corpus because of how deep it’s buried in the sand.

I think all three of the places we generally go here, the Lex, the aquarium, and the museum, all of them have asked me to volunteer there before they learned I live eight hours away. Hee.

I’ve also decided that I prefer coming here in late October but before the Ween. Because I like being home for H’Ween, but since we don’t have cable at our house, if we go before mid October we get to see all the commercials promoting the cool movies and TV specials for H’Ween but leave before they actually go on the air. :( I’ve never even seen half the movies they’re advertizing for, and they’re CLASSIC Halloween movies! I wonder if I can remember them when I get home and rent them.

Wow this is a scant blog, comparatively… erm… and that’s all I really have to report.

…um…

END OF BLOG.

{Hey guys, present-day Kiara here to tell you that the next Corpus Report will not be posted until Tuesday. I’m going out of town, again (this time by myself, though, to all you burglars out there. Someone WILL be home! So hah!))

*K

Posted by: Kiara | October 8, 2009

Time pun! (yeah i ran out of ideas)

The Texas State Aquarium.

…Oh my gosh you guys. I cannot tell you how much I love this place. I have learned so much about fishies and other critters there it’s just. Whoa. I love it. If I lived here, you can bet I would be volunteering there. In a friggin’ heartbeat.

And it’s not just fishies/critters I learn about there. I always leave that place feeling better about the world, and myself. There’s just so much energy surrounding the building that I can’t help but smile the whole time I’m there—much like the stingrays they keep!

I’ve always thought that stingrays look like they’re constantly smiling. It’s just how their mouth is shaped. That’s why I collect Stingray stuff. They’re like little reminders of one of my most important personal beliefs: Always do your best to be happy. Have fun in whatever you do, and keep smiling! Even if you get kicked in the head by someone who doesn’t know how to do the Stingray Shuffle!

Back to the aquarium, though. Our visits there are not often very different from the others. I know every word of every show they have, I know exactly when to raise my hand to be called up as a possible volunteer, and I know the answer to every trick-question the keepers ask their audiences. But even if I can anticipate exactly how my day will go at the TSA, I still love to go and watch the animals. Every single one of them is beautiful in their own way. I could sit and watch them forever. Not to mention the other visitors. It’s great to watch both children and adults opening up and having fun by getting up close and personal with a tortoise or a baby alligator. It’s just really great, guys. All over great.

Although, there was one moment of my day that is quite worthy of a mention(and a video):

One of the shows they do there is a sort of exhibit of creatures from all over the world. An african serval, a barn owl, couple different kinds of hawks, a turkey vulture, some mice, and many more. At one point in this show the keepers ask for an adult volunteer (a rarity, most volunteers called are children). Specifically, an adult volunteer with a camera. Now, I’d forgotten my camera at home, but I did have my phone with me that has both a regular camera and a video camera. Despite the large crowd, when the call came out for a brave volunteer, only myself and one other young lady raised their hands. I suppose my hand went up first because I was called (of course, I also knew what was coming, too).

I came onto the stage and was asked to sit on a little stump and keep my camera ready. I did so, and…well, check out the footage I got:

{Hey guys, present-day Kiara here. Technical difficulties (my computer and phone won’t play nice and share videos together) prevent me from sharing my cool video with you. Sorry about that. As you can see, Past-Kiara wrote around what was hopefully going to be an uploaded video inserted here. Oh well, she is a rather good summarizer, if I do say myself.}

As you can see, Xander, a Harris Hawk, flew directly over my head and over the crowd to perch over near the keeper. Then, turning around, he immediately flew extremely close to my head and landed on another perch right behind me. Mom got a picture of the bird sitting over my head as I ready my camera to get another shot of him flying around some more:

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I was told I didn’t even flinch, and the bird came closer to my head than expected. Of course, this was because I knew the worst he might do is bump into me. I’ve learned over the years to trust the keepers, and I’ve learned what creatures they keep are aggressive, and which aren’t. And most are not. Most of the critters at the TSA don’t want to hurt you unless you’ve hurt them, so I wasn’t the least bit worried about Xander trying to claw my eyes out or anything.

It’s because of that mentality that it continues to surprise me when people refuse to pet the baby alligators simply because they’re afraid of them.

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It’s perfectly safe, the gator is being held by a keeper who will keep it under control, which is absurdly easy because the gators they bring out to be petted are very small. So long as you don’t put your fingers near their mouth they won’t hurt you (and let’s face it, doing that would be a stupid thing to do).

I suppose I’m just more comfortable around dangerous animals than most individuals who aren’t trained to handle them? o_O

And now, more pictures!!

I forget what kind of eel this is, but there were like...fifty of them just hangin' out in the sand.

I forget what kind of eel this is, but there were like...fifty of them just hangin' out in the sand.

Needlefish!

Needlefish!

I love stingrays so muuuuch. <3 They're horrible to try and take pictures of, though. they're so speedy~

I love stingrays so muuuuch. <3 They're horrible to try and take pictures of, though. so speedy~

Hellooooo!!!! <3

Hellooooo!!!! <3

Despite the crappy phone quality, I like this picture. (It's a shark, if you can't tell)

Despite the crappy phone quality, I like this picture. (It's a shark, if you can't tell)

One of the eels in the Flower Gardens tank decided to come out of his hidey-hole and swim. I have *never* seen them do that, but it was soooooo cool to watch.

One of the eels in the Flower Gardens tank decided to come out of his hidey-hole and swim. I have *never* seen them do that, but it was soooooo cool to watch.

More of my attempts to actually take a picture of a Stingray "Smile".

More of my attempts to actually take a picture of a Stingray "Smile".

This is a Cownose Ray, by the way. My favorite. They seem to look the happiest. <3 this guy almost looks like he wants a hug. d'awww.

This is a Cownose Ray, by the way. My favorite. They seem to look the happiest. <3 this guy almost looks like he wants a hug. d'awww.

Romaine Lettuce, AKA: Fishfood. om nom nom, angelfish?

Romaine Lettuce, AKA: Fishfood. om nom nom, angelfish?

If you can see it, there's a Barracuda in this picture. His name's Bullet.

If you can see it, there's a Barracuda in this picture. His name's Bullet.

This diver is crazy. An eel could bite off your bare hand, and she spent several minutes feeding them bits of Squid with only one chainmail diving glove on.

This diver is crazy. An eel could bite off your bare hand, and she spent several minutes feeding them bits of Squid barehanded. She's been doing this for ten years or more, though, so she knows how to handle them (I'm sad I didn't get a chance to ask her what petting an Eel feels like!)

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Underwater view of two of the aquarium's dolphins. They were total camera hogs.

Another one of the dolphins, posing for the crowd.

Another one of the dolphins, posing for the crowd.

This eagle was standing so still, I didn't even see it at first. Which is a wonder since they're a lot bigger than I expected them to be.

This eagle was standing so still, I didn't even see it at first. Which is a wonder since they're a lot bigger than I expected them to be.

I wonder if he likes fruit loops...

I wonder if he likes fruit loops...

I'm not sure what sort of hawk this is (It could be Xander, I forgot to ask), but he suuure was pretty up close.

I'm not sure what sort of hawk this is (It could be Xander, I forgot to ask), but he suuure was pretty up close.

Once again, dunno what kind of hawk this is, but I strategically put my clothes in danger by sitting under his perch *just* to get this shot.

Once again, dunno what kind of hawk this is, but I strategically put my clothes in danger by sitting under his perch *just* to get this shot.

The Aquarium's residant African Serval. His name was either Keemani or Peabody... They sound kinda similar through a speaker system, apparently.

The Aquarium's residant African Serval. His name was either Keemani or Peabody... They sound kinda similar through a speaker system, apparently.

A tortoise, making a desparate break for freedom. Just a few more yards!!!

A tortoise, making a desparate break for freedom. Just a few more yards!!!

Dang! Foiled again!

Dang! Foiled again!

We've got pictures of me from almost every year of my life like this, hitching a ride on the back of one of the huge whale sculptures outside the museum.

Last but not least, yours truly, hitching a ride on the back of one of the huge Whale figures rising out of the bricks outside the aquarium.

Well, that’s all! Or at least, all that came out well. I took roughly 90 pictures throughout the whole day. Those are just the good ones.

About the only other thing I can say from today was that I came home with quite a good haul from the gift shop. A new Sting Ray necklace (now, my favorite Rays are of the Cownose variety, however it seems that the only type anyone ever wants to make jewelry or plushies from is the Southerns and Atlantics. :/ *shrug*), a set of earrings, and a cool anklet with bells on it!

Weirdest thing ever: For some reason, only I can hear those bells. Or at least hear them *well*. Neither of my parents can hear the bells jingling as I walk, and they can only barely hear them when they’re in their own hands! At first I thought they were just going deaf or something, but when I tried to record the ringing with my cell phone, it couldn’t pick up the audio no matter how close I put the bells to the mic. I hear them loud and clear!

Maybe when I get home I’ll get some second opinions. It’s pretty dang weird, though.

Aanyway. G’bye for now!

*K

(^– Veggie Tales reference)

Once again, coming to you live with a pre-typed blog, Kiara with another Corpus Report.

Today was a little lazier than yesterday. We slept in and had a late breakfast-lunch dealie, then just hung around the condo and relaxed until we decided to go see a movie.

So the question became “what movie?”

I voted for 9, but both my parents hadn’t even heard of it. They asked me what it was about and…uh… I realized I really had no idea. I mean the trailer looked AMAZING but the voice-over in it was…supremely vague as far as plot goes and the setting was totally unrecognizable so… I looked it up, and we decided to go see it.

The movie was…erm… great visuals but the story… er. Was barely recognizable. It was kinda like watching the middle of a movie with no beginning or end. I was questioning the setting a lot. I mean, it’s pretty clear that the technology is a bit more advanced than ours is, but all the clothes, buildings and lots of the scenery elements looked like they were from the 1940’s. Which is just fine but…it’s never explained why. There was little to no character development. Why was 1 so stuck in his ways? Why were 3 and 4 separated from the rest? What made 7 so bitter? Not to mention 6 and his obscure ability to just “know” things with no explanation. And why did 9 wake up so much later than the others? What made him more special than the previous 8 little-robot-thingies? There was no real introduction, explaining how anything got to be the way it was until you were already fifteen minutes into the movie, and the ending was just as confusing, not to mention just barely being an actual ending.

The visuals were very good, and the design of the robots was very interesting (I especially loved those sentry-siren-bot-things), but the storytelling was just… confusing.

Aaanyway. After the movie we came home, lounged some more, then daddy took me to a mini-golf course that’s very close to the condos. We had fun and I was very happy to spend time with dad. He beat me by about…7 points, I think. I also talked him into buying me a huuuge pirate flag in the gift shop of the place, as well as a plaque that says “Dead Men Tell No Tales”. I’ve been looking for things to put on my walls lately, so I’m pretty happy with those.

I walked home from the golf course to get in at least one good run while I’m here, and then took a shower. Now, this next story is just something I have to write. I expect at least one person to stop reading as soon as they realize what it’s about.

See, the condos we stay in are over 30 years old. But the unit we’re in this year is a newly renovated one. It still has the kinda-crappy wicker furniture and the TV doesn’t have proper plugs in it for hooking up my PS2 for use as a DVD player, but there is definitely a difference and it’s much nicer than the one we stayed in last year. One of the differences is in the showers. I am overjoyed with the showers. I am so happy I could do a dance, and I think I did do a little dance when I told mom about it. The shower head is different. It’s the sort that can be removed from the wall, which is wonderful, but that’s not the greatest thing. I can actually stand up straight underneath the shower heads. Thank the lord almighty I can STAND UP STRAIGHT!!

I swear to you, cross my heart and whatever oaths you want, the shower heads before were so low I think the only person who could rinse their hair without stooping would be a midget. And I am not a midget. I am actually a pretty tall person. I had to bend double. I actually used to avoid showering here (which is kinda nasty with how humid it gets) just because the showers were so damn difficult. I am so happy about this, guys. So happy.

….Sooo happy.

*K

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